“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”
the greatest caption in the history of the world
Series 4, Episode 2: ‘Conference’
Book Review: Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut (by
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
Poor kid clearly has no idea how YouTube algorithms work and that now that he left this comment he is about to get a BUNCH more of my videos suggested to him.
Also, this may be the best comment I have ever received ever.
"Books make my hands swell up, and its hard for me to breathe around them"
This is seriously the best.
Oh my god, I am
dying over this. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU READ ENTIRE BOOKS EVERY FEW DAYS RINCEY. NOBODY. WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE LYING THAT IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.
On My Shelf (by